"i have a magic beard that glows when i sing"
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
High School Fads, 1944
Ok so now I’m on the look out for lesbians with hair bows in the back
I just like how the bow on the left is a ‘signal and a chllange’ it’s like yeah, Betty’s been going steady with Tommy for a few weeks now, but let’s see if Ronny can step up his game before Betty becomes a right bow kind of girl
can i use ‘she wears her bow in the back’ as a euphemism now?
But I often alternate between wearing my bows on top and bows in back whatever does that make of me
meanwhile i’m asking the real fuckin questions
Seven Deadly Sins of public transport
and yet 2007 still happened
Just shows you that you can get back to a better place even after reaching a low point
this is actually really inspiring.
this is so scary and gross omg
sick as fuck
why dont humans have a specific noise that means “there are bees here lets leave immediately” why are elephants more advanced than us
we do have a specific noise, it sounds like this:
“there are bees here lets leave immediately”
i need feminism because a man on tv just said we (the men) are the victims when it comes to cheating because women walk around wearing almost nothing which makes it impossible not to cheat
I JUST REALIZED THAT THE PLURAL OF BEEF IS BEEVES
LOOK AT THIS
WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDNT KNOW ABOUT BEEVES
i just told my roommate this and he just got up and left the apartment, and didn’t come back right away so i went outside and he was just
that is the face of a broken man
this is by far the best comment anyone has added to my text post
Pen caps that don’t fit on both ends of the pen.
WHAT KIND OF MOTH IS THAT
I’VE NEVER BEEN MORE AFRAID OF A MOTH IN MY LIFE HOLY MOTHERFUCK
#R.I.P John Watson’s heterosexuality